“you deserve flowers on your doorstep
and coffee in the morning
you deserve notes left on your dashboard
and ice cream sundaes at 3am
you deserve honesty every day
and to be kissed every hour
you deserve to be reminded
how beautiful you are”

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Posted 22 minutes ago With 7,368 notes

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive

Posted 22 minutes ago With 175,274 notes

thekatediary:

you should NEVER BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR LAUGH like of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe the biggest. that is your happy making sound. i hope it sounds like a crazy donkey. you are beautiful. 

Posted 23 minutes ago With 171,113 notes

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

Posted 23 minutes ago With 494,773 notes

k1mkardashian:

aaliyahsashes:

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

Posted 23 minutes ago With 247,959 notes

st-ephon:

So in Seventh Grade there was this girl in my class named Aastha and during the middle of the school year she had to move to another school. So we threw a goodbye party for her, but before she left out the door of her classroom, I walked up to her and said “Aastha la vista, baby” and she was speechless.

Posted 24 minutes ago With 313 notes

  • Last Week: Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me! Perfect body! Whimsical and funny! Hooray!
  • This Week: Intense dramatic music, voiceover implying Important Future Decisions must be made, Haru looking scared, P A I N IS C O M I N G

Posted 24 minutes ago With 941 notes

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

Posted 24 minutes ago With 354,884 notes

Lasst uns “Ich habe noch nie..” spielen.

keinbierhier:

m-a-e-c-k-e-s:

inhaftiert:

me-ta-pher:

straeflichungerecht:

perle-an-der-spree:

Dazu schreibt ihr mir etwas,was ihr noch nie gemacht habt und ich sage euch,ob ich es auch noch nicht gemacht habe.

Find ich nice!!

Macht mal

Ohja!

Bittttte :(

Wer das macht dem schenk ich ein Keks! nur Selbstabholer:)

Posted 24 minutes ago With 8,110 notes